Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
A downloadable game for Windows
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world’s greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Flash forward 12 years to the post-cyberpocalyptic ruins of Neo New York, 2053. A Chaos Dunk rocks the island of Manhattan, killing 15 million. When the finger is put on the aging Charles Barkley, he must evade the capture of the B-Ball Removal Department, led by former friend and baller Michael Jordan, and disappear into the dangerous underground of the post-cyberpocalypse to clear his name and find out the mysterious truth behind the Chaos Dunk. Joined by allies along the way, including his son Hoopz, Barkley must face the dangers of a life he thought he gave up a long time ago and discover the secrets behind the terrorist organization B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S.
A tale of zaubers, b-balls, and atonement; brave dangers unheard of, face spectacular challenges that even the greatest ballers could not overcome, and maybe... just maybe... redeem basketball once and for all in:
Tales of Game’s Studios Presents Chef Boyardee’s Barkley, Shut Up & Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa.
This game was initially available on the Tales of Game’s Studios website, but it no longer is, so I'll be hosting it on my Itch so it can still be easily available to anyone who wants to play it.
Credits
The Main Dudes:
bort
Chef Boyardee ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergers )
Drule ( http://www.astrojone.net/ )
GZ ( http://www.gzstorm.com/ )
Everyone Who Helped Out:
Bunnymilk
Jester
Kaworu
Konix
Medieve
Psychoskull
Ramci
RPG
Skie Fortress
Steel
Waluigi Soap
Dada78641
Probably more
Related Projects
Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden 2 (Janky Demo Ver)
Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: 3 (The Lost SaGa): Shitpost Edition
Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden 2 (Godot Port)
"You don't need a reason to help people."
Download
Install instructions
Extract BarkleyV120.zip and run BarkleyV120.exe in the extracted folder.
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doestn work
Make sure you follow the instructions exactly and if you get a warning like "Windows protected your PC", click "More info" then "Run anyway".